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Weird Book of the Week

Saturday, February 23rd, 2013

And just like that, How to Start Your Own Secret Society was sold.  We can’t remember who to, but we’re pretty sure they said they were buying it “for a friend.”

According to the nature of this spotlight, a new Weird Book has already been found and – this time – even mailed to this blog!  :-)   Please give a hand for our new highlight:

Privies and Water Closets by David Eveleigh

Although Thomas Crapper is most commonly associated with the invention of the flushing toilet, his models were in fact the result of a long line of improvements to earlier designs which date back to ancient times. This book is an ideal introduction to the history of the toilet, tracing its development from the primitive – and very smelly – privy maiden to today’s one-piece, all-ceramic WC. Illustrated with superb photographs, this book tells the story of the lavatory, from the Elizabethan era to the modern day.

That’s right, an entire lavatorial history, for just € 2.99!  And again only 1 copy in stock! If this isn’t the perfect bathroom reader, we don’t know what is.

You can find Privies and Water Closets at ABC Amsterdam, on the second floor, or you can have it sent to The Hague via intrastore shipping.

Weird Book of the Week

Monday, February 18th, 2013

It’s been nearly 2 years, but some things are worth the wait: Our-Maarten- Of-The-No-Lists has mailed in another Weird Book of the Week!

(Which just goes to prove that the blog version is not-so-weekly; the books as highlighted in the White Room at ABC Amsterdam have a rather higher turnover rate :-) ).

How to Start Your Own Secret Society by Nick Harding

Rejected by the Freemasons?  Not bright enough for the Illuminati?  Burnt by the Hell Fire Club?  No friends in high places to get you into the Bilderberg or the Bohemian Grove?  Feeling isolated and powerless? Fear not. There is an answer…

Why not start your own secret society to add an air of mystery to your life and instantly alter the way you are perceived by family, friends and society at large. Learn the secrets of how to really influence people in business and politics by creating your own elitist fraternity. Discover the basic requirements for creating a clandestine sister- or brotherhood with the ability to control, govern and influence events at the local or global level. Develop your own secret knowledge and hidden agenda while you plot to overthrow the powers that be through revolution and political or religious intrigue.

Pierre Plantard and the Priory of Sion failed but you can avoid making the same mistakes they did by understanding what it really takes to maintain and develop a secret society. This book will show you all the requirements needed from choosing regalia to setting up a lodge, from electing a grand master to illustrating basic initiation ceremonies. It will also guide you on how to take historical events, great works of art and famous names to mould them into your desires for global domination.

All this for only € 6.99!  And we only have one copy! (Well, of course we only have one copy. We don’t want just anyone starting a secret society, do we?)

You can find How to Start Your Own Secret Society at ABC Amsterdam, on the second floor, or you can have it sent to The Hague via intrastore shipping.

(Want more weird books? Then browse this list at your peril…)

ABC’s Favorite Reads of 2012, part VI

Sunday, December 23rd, 2012

Ready for a new entry in ABC’s Favorite Reads of 2012 series? There will be new titles, old titles, magazines, Dutch books, games, fiction, non fiction, anything and everything we read and liked in 2012. We are as diverse as our individual choices and that is what makes ABC unique!

Part VI features Tiemen, Joe and Our-Maarten-of-the-No-Lists. Tiemen is Amsterdam’s Science Fiction & Fantasy buyer.  Joe is the original ABC The Hague crew, and now works mainly with the Espresso Book Machine there.  Maarten, as regular Blog readers will know, is not fond of lists, but always shares them anyway.  :-)   Also, he is the buyer of the Business, History (except for North America and Europe), Intelligence, Political Science, Social Science, True Crime, Controversial Knowledge, and Magic & Occult sections in Amsterdam.

We would love to hear about your favorite reads of 2012, too. Please mail blog@abc.nl with your choices and a picture of yourself (optional). We will post your list at the beginning of the new year and send you an ABC Gift Certificate (so don’t forget to include your home address with your list!).

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What We’re Reading: Both Stores

Friday, April 27th, 2012




Ester: Lover Mine – J. R. Ward
Hans: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams
Hayley: Quirkology: The Curious Science of Everyday Lives – Richard Wiseman
Ilse: Hoog sensitieve personen – Elaine Aron (in English: The Highly Sensitive Person)
JeroenE: The Man Without a Face: The Unlikely Rise of Vladimir Putin – Masha Gessen
JeroenW: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell – Suzanna Clarke
Jesse: Swamplandia! – Karen Russell
Jilles: A Reliable Wife – Robert Goolrick and Agatha Christie and the Eleven Missing Days – Jared Cade
Jitse: In the Shadow of the Sword – Tom Holland
Karin: Gathering Blue – Lois Lowry
Klaartje: Lord of the Flies – William Golding and The Divided Mind: The Epidemic of Mindbody Disorders – John E. Sarno
Lynn: The Keep – Jennifer Egan
Our Not-Irritating-Maarten-Of-The-No-Lists: Het spoor van de eenhoorn: De geschiedenis van een dier dat niet bestaat – Willem Gerritsen
Marten: Byzantium: The Surprising Life of a Medieval Empire – Judith Herrin
Nadine: That’s What I AmAvo Kaplanian
Nicki: Demons Are Forever – Xenia Alexiou & Kim Baldwin
Nyjolene: The End of Illness – David B. Agus
PeterH: Blood Meridian – Cormac McCarthy
Renate: Say Her Name – Francisco Goldman and Farther Away – Jonathan Franzen
Sander: De Kapellekensbaan – Louis Paul Boon (in English: Chapel Road)
Sara: Before I Go To Sleep – S. J. Watson
Sigrid: The American Way of Eating: Undercover at Walmart, Applebee’s, Farm Fields and the Dinner Table – Tracie McMillan
Simone: Hush Money – Robert B. Parker
Sophie: Quicksilver – Neal Stephenson
Steven: Shockaholic – Carrie Fisher and And Here’s the Kicker: Conversations with 21 Top Humor Writers on Their Craft – Mike Sacks
Tom: Mother Tongue – Bill Bryson

Staff Review: The House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Watson did it again!!

Let me explain. According to ‘the Game’ Sherlock Holmes-fanatics play, it wasn’t Arthur Conan Doyle who wrote the famous Sherlock Holmes-stories: it was Watson himself, with Doyle acting as cover and literary agent.

Although both Doyle and Watson have been dead a long time now, we know that Watson kept a ‘battered tin dispatch-box’ in which he collected all the stories about the singular adventures of his friend and colleague Holmes, which were, for reasons of quality or prudence or other, not fit to be published.

Over the years some of these stories did mysteriously appear in print, and it looks like The House of Silk ‘by’ Anthony Horowitz is one of them. With Horowitz apparently acting as Watson’s new ‘agent’.

During Doyle’s lifetime four novels and 56 stories were published. These together are affectionately and reverentially called ‘the Canon’. Of the hundreds of new Sherlock Holmes-stories that have been appearing for the last century or so, many were written as homage to the originals; or as pastiche, parody, or as a new (sci-fi-/horror-/gay-/Freudian-/ cross-over-) interpretation. And although many of these were OK, only a few had the same qualities as the Canon. Some suspect these good ones to be ‘original Watsons’ as well…

The House of Silk almost definitively is one if them. The characters, not only of Holmes and Watson, but also of Inspector Lestrade, brother Mycroft Holmes and other regulars, are so well done, so ‘right’, there can hardly be any doubt. Also the dialogue and the way Holmes and Watson behave and treat each other are spot on. This must be the result of first hand experience by the author…

It does look like Anthony Horowitz edited the original manuscript a bit, to ‘modernize’ it. It appears to be cleansed of the too ‘old fashioned’ typical Victorian grammar and vocabulary.  This, however, is not too big a problem.

The resulting book is an action-packed mystery, with the typical deductions, a horse-driven cart-chase, and a crime so horrible that it is understandable that Watson thought it was not appropriate for it to be published.

It is interesting to see in this story a different side of Watson, and even of Holmes. They are shown to have feelings that transcend the class-conscious stiff-upper-lip-ness of the average Victorian gentleman. The plight of the ‘common man’, the poor working classes, and especially the terrible situation of London’s street children, are normally – if ever – only mentioned in passing. In the entire Canon we get not much more than a glimpse of those inhuman conditions, and if commented upon, it is done so in a typical stoic Victorian fashion.

Without giving away too much, in The House of Silk these terrible conditions play a key role and as a result we learn that even Holmes – of Watson we already knew this – has a more human, caring side.

In short, with the (sometimes not so nice) Victorian setting, foggy London, dark atmosphere, large gothic mansions and two different plots that are nicely strung together in the end, this really is great fun to read, however nasty the crimes are.  For avid Holmes-fans this is surely a must-read; for everybody else it comes highly recommended, for all the reasons noted above.  As one of those fans I might be biased, but I am sure anybody who picks up this book will enjoy it and will want to discover the mystery that is The House of Silk.

Reviewed by Our Maarten-of-the-No-Lists